1- Lose weight – at least 10 pounds- maybe 15.
Well, I don’t really know how this will work since I don’t work out and love to eat. Therefore, I will try to cut out sweets and carbs, but that won’t work either as those are my favorites. And, honestly, at my age I don’t want to lose too much because my face will look gaunt and old.
Okay – so let’s skip this one
2-Exercise – I actually have some time left on my training from a year or so ago that I should use up
Hopefully there are only a couple of times left so I am hoping I can lose the weight I need in only four sessions since I really don’t want to renew the membership.
Okay – so why start something I won’t finish – let’s nix this one as well
3- Travel more
Well, I can see that this is a non-starter since I don’t have any time beyond work and family to travel more and barely get to our house in Maine as it is.
Okay – let’s not make the resolution since I like being home and working anyway
4- Look into some non-surgical treatments to make me look younger with Botox, Collagen etc.
But what if my lips get so big, they look like they are inside out? And the Botox could possibly do something to my brain since it is basically Botulism.
Okay – another one bites the dust!
5-Spend time in the morning meditating and preparing calmly for the day with this time of quiet.
Actually, I am pretty sure my mind never shuts off and I may have a little attention deficit so why even try when it could make me stressed and defeat the purpose.
6-Okay – trash this one
IN FACT, LET ME JUST TRASH THE WHOLE LIST SINCE I HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO LIVE UP TO ANY RESOLUTIONS, SO WHY START NOW AT MY AGE.
SO, I WILL CONTINUE TO WORK 60 HOURS A WEEK SELLING HOUSES, MENTORING AGENTS, AND RUNNING MY LITTLE CHARITY COFFEEHOUSE.
And if you are good at sticking to your new year’s resolutions, please write in that you will call one of us at Corcoran Ferester Realty when and if you have need for an extraordinary agent!!!!!
– Beth Ferester